How long will my purchase take to get to me?

We run this business from our home and we try to get orders out as quickly as we can, but we ain’t Buddy Bezos ™️. After ordering turnaround time should usually be anywhere from 5-10 days before it shows up in the USA, international orders can sometimes take over 2 weeks. If it’s been a couple of weeks your package may have been lost by our arch-nemesis the United States Postal Service. Shoot us an email and we’ll send you a new one!

when will new drops happen?

The Wizards of Discord will always get the first crack at new drops and everyone who’s on the mailing list will get the second. After that make sure you’re following Shadetree Surgeon and Cheyleesi on Instagram for updates on new designs, unhinged memes, and chronic oversharing.

is shadetree surgeon single?

Shadetree doesn’t have a girlfriend but there’s a few girls that might be mad if they heard him say that. A summoning ritual gone awry ended with Shadetree being betrothed to Asmodeus’s 3rd daughter but the pact remains unconsummated. After that incident, Shadetree must insist any interested parties have a full blood test done, be checked for horns or prophetic birthmarks, and must also pass through the gates of holy ground without bursting into flames.

Will wearing brap star merch get me laid?

I’m not saying it will but I ain’t saying it won’t either. 50% of the time it works every time playa.